Monday, November 10, 2003
Fantasy Hoops Draft
I am usually the Commish for my fantasy leagues (hoops, football and of course baseball). Often I write summaries about our league. All of the players get a kick out of it. Since I started this site, I have neglected that duty as Commish. I have not been producing the customary number of summaries. Ever the guru of efficiency or laziness, here is our hoops draft summary (note our league did not have a live draft; we pre-ranked and used the auto so I will go easy on the boys).
Round 1 - a couple of surprises - Shaq going three to Furios F@#$in' Fig Newtons and Yao Ming Dynasty to boobies. I guess the Shaq Fantasy principle is not common knowledge. Ming was going in the third round in most drafts; the first of weird picks from the boobies.
Round 2 - nothing to note. Is it just a coincidence that Michael Redd plays and Red Foreman lives both in Wisconsin? "Milwaukee is the most underrated drinking city in America." Sorry off the meds again - reality, television, Nurse Betty.
Round 3 - Doug "no testicle" Christ Your Wipped was taken as the first selection of the round even though his playing will drop with Bibby back. Jason "White Chocolate" Williams was an early selection by the F'in' Fig Newtons. The commercial with him and Moss with the theme song to Dukes of Hazard in the background were hilarious. I need a TiVo. Boobies selected Carmelo Anthony in front of not only LeBron James, but former Man Show guest, Karl Malone, Mr. Double-Double, Shareef A-R, Rashard Lewis, Vinsanity and the Baron of N.O. to name a few.
Round 4 - Latrell Spreewell taken by the F@#$ed Up Fig Newtons, but even funnier than the pick is the fact that Spreewell has to live the winter in Minnesota. Shane Battier - WTF? Boobies finally make a solid pick, Stephon Marbury, a steal at 29.
Round 5 - Two nice picks, Vince Carter and Baron Davis, both dropped due to injuries last season. Tony Parker is a stretch in the fifth. Gilbert, Billups, and Bibby should have been rated higher than T.P. by boobies.
Round 6 - Webber could be a difference maker. Risky pick by the Jager Bombs. Gilbert, Billups and Artest were nice selections at this point. I just have to say that I hate Kenyon Martin after the magazine cover. If he played in the West, he would be average at best.
Round 7,8,9,10 - Kurt Thomas in the seventh with his center eligibility is a nice pick. Andre Miller could get it going since he is out of Clipper-land. Derek Anderson? Mo Pete? Derek Fisher? Tim Thomas? All on the same team. Are you kidding me? Bibby in the ninth is a steal by Tommy Points. Donyell Marshall, Glen Robinson and Brad Miller are solid selections by WTF. Shawn Bradley versus Minnie Me in Ultimate Fighting would be awesome.
Pickups - Dillons Dildo Loving Drunks tagged Boozer. P Squared got Zach Randolph out of the Portland Penal System.
Are there any openings at Vandelay Industries?
I am usually the Commish for my fantasy leagues (hoops, football and of course baseball). Often I write summaries about our league. All of the players get a kick out of it. Since I started this site, I have neglected that duty as Commish. I have not been producing the customary number of summaries. Ever the guru of efficiency or laziness, here is our hoops draft summary (note our league did not have a live draft; we pre-ranked and used the auto so I will go easy on the boys).
Round 1 - a couple of surprises - Shaq going three to Furios F@#$in' Fig Newtons and Yao Ming Dynasty to boobies. I guess the Shaq Fantasy principle is not common knowledge. Ming was going in the third round in most drafts; the first of weird picks from the boobies.
Round 2 - nothing to note. Is it just a coincidence that Michael Redd plays and Red Foreman lives both in Wisconsin? "Milwaukee is the most underrated drinking city in America." Sorry off the meds again - reality, television, Nurse Betty.
Round 3 - Doug "no testicle" Christ Your Wipped was taken as the first selection of the round even though his playing will drop with Bibby back. Jason "White Chocolate" Williams was an early selection by the F'in' Fig Newtons. The commercial with him and Moss with the theme song to Dukes of Hazard in the background were hilarious. I need a TiVo. Boobies selected Carmelo Anthony in front of not only LeBron James, but former Man Show guest, Karl Malone, Mr. Double-Double, Shareef A-R, Rashard Lewis, Vinsanity and the Baron of N.O. to name a few.
Round 4 - Latrell Spreewell taken by the F@#$ed Up Fig Newtons, but even funnier than the pick is the fact that Spreewell has to live the winter in Minnesota. Shane Battier - WTF? Boobies finally make a solid pick, Stephon Marbury, a steal at 29.
Round 5 - Two nice picks, Vince Carter and Baron Davis, both dropped due to injuries last season. Tony Parker is a stretch in the fifth. Gilbert, Billups, and Bibby should have been rated higher than T.P. by boobies.
Round 6 - Webber could be a difference maker. Risky pick by the Jager Bombs. Gilbert, Billups and Artest were nice selections at this point. I just have to say that I hate Kenyon Martin after the magazine cover. If he played in the West, he would be average at best.
Round 7,8,9,10 - Kurt Thomas in the seventh with his center eligibility is a nice pick. Andre Miller could get it going since he is out of Clipper-land. Derek Anderson? Mo Pete? Derek Fisher? Tim Thomas? All on the same team. Are you kidding me? Bibby in the ninth is a steal by Tommy Points. Donyell Marshall, Glen Robinson and Brad Miller are solid selections by WTF. Shawn Bradley versus Minnie Me in Ultimate Fighting would be awesome.
Pickups - Dillons Dildo Loving Drunks tagged Boozer. P Squared got Zach Randolph out of the Portland Penal System.
Are there any openings at Vandelay Industries?
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