El Guapo's Ghost Rambles on about the Red Sox

Here it is a day late. Gary Payton and Karl Malone are going to be Lakers. They are taking less money to win a championship in L.A. with Chester the Molester and the 300+ pound walking conglomerate with ten nicknames. I hate the Lakers for many reasons; too many to get into and it sickens me to think that Phil Jackson might tie Arnold “Red” Auerbach for NBA Championships as a Coach (Mr. Auerbach contributed just as much to the community and society as he did for basketball and the Celtics).

With that in mind, Jason Kidd please sign with San Antonio. Texas has no state tax. Guns are easily accessible. Your wife and kid [insert joke here] will only have to come to Boston once. Tim Duncan plays in San Antonio, but should have been in Boston taking over the dynasty left by Bird, Havlicek, Cousy and Russell. I am not sure if the lost of Len Bias or Duncan hurts more. Jason play in Texas, please.

Scraps:
• I pledge never to watch Lebron James play a game in the NBA until he gets accused of a crime.
• I still love Waltah!
• Does Marino Rivera come to a complete stop before coming home when he pitches out of the stretch?
• Clemens is hawking 300 game winner credit cards, balls and jerseys. I am waiting for him to sell one of his kids on ebay. My money is on either the one who sounded like an intellectually challenged youth on national T.V. at Wrigley or the kid who cried at Fenway when thirty thousand plus members of Red Sox Nation serenaded his father in October of 1999. It is a toss up.
• http://www.canada.com/ottawa/sports/story.asp?id=0370EEC2-1282-4641-8A37-465E007D737B – cool article about Pedro north of the border.