El Guapo's Ghost Rambles on about the Red Sox

THE NINE FINEST TWEETS FROM THE LAST TWO WEEKS

In honor of Carl Crawford becoming a Red Sox player, here are my nine finest tweets from last two weeks:

1) U can always tell a wantabe new england sports fan since they will describe the #redsox #celtics #bruins as boston not sox, c's and b's

2) He must b smokin pot mRT @ShayTotten: Pot meet kettle: Kiss sez rprt critical of #BTV Telecom "lacks credibility" #vt

3) #Redsox r going to b sick next season #thatisall

4) What a day! Festivus is on TBS HD and I am recording it! I do believe it is the best sitcom episode ever. #seinfeld #festivus

5) @StatMagician Rashard Lewis is a PEDs player and after caught his production started to drop. It is always forgotten outside of #mlb media double standard

6) RT @SethTweets Congrats to @BerniesCrew for giving bloggers around baseball a good name!! Nice scoop on Greinke to #Brewers! Nice deal for #Royals too!

7) @Espn please continue to introduce "new" stats like war or wins above replacement.

8) It seems #celtics could fit Dwight Howard in 12/13 season. wouldn't Howard rather play with Rondo, Pierce, etc than Gasol, Kobe or Amare?

9) RT @AmyKNelson straight cash, homie RT @espn Fill in the blank: @redsox + Adrian Gonzalez + Carl Crawford = ________

My latest for Fire Brand: Dan Wheeler Is Bringing His Slider To The Red Sox

My latest for Fire Brand of the American League: The Yankees Have Lost Their Mojo Two heads are not better than one.

THE NINE FINEST TWEETS FROM LAST WEEK

In honor of Adrian Gonzalez close to becoming a Red Sox player, here are my nine finest tweets from last week:

1) @jorgearangure Gonzalez’s value or $17m + 2 picks smells a lot like Lowrie, Rizzo, and a A ball propsect like Tejeda, Middlebrooks, Fuentes

2) Not saying Russell Martin > Tek but y not wait to sign post non tenders?

3) Wasn't the Red Sox and VMart about $2 mil/yr apart or the same money they signed Tek for next yr? I am just saying.

4) RT @WojYahooNBA: Even LeBron isn't buying the "Akron hates you" chant. // Doesn't he literally own Akron?

5) RT @SI_JonHeyman Red Sox do not trust Papelbon. first they shopped him, then, word is they went for Rivera // This is something to watch.

6) RT @bostonmagazine Give Bill Russell a Damn Statue! And RT if you agree!!

7) RT @danwelch73: How the hell is a SNL "Best of Jimmy Fallon" special 2 hours long? Seems to be 1:59:58 too long. // at least he has the Roots on his show

8) Red Sox still in a bridge yr. Kalish, Doubrant, Iglesias r still round to take over '11-12 for Drew, Papelbon-Bard to close, Scutaro/Lowrie.

9) Red Sox starting 8 no catchers avg OBP/SLG over last 3 yrs vs LHP 368/457 vs RHP 367/483. no big diff. Ortiz, Cameron have offsetting splits.

My latest for Fire Brand of the American League: The Wait Is Over…Adrian Gonzalez to be a Red Sox Player